The title will surely baffle you in many ways.

Firstly, Gordon Ramsay can be anything but little, with his over six feet frame.

Secondly, even if you take into consideration the social stature, Gordon doesn’t qualify, as he enjoys enormous presence and star power.

And last but not the least, he is very much alive like you and me.

But the above facts don’t wrong the title, as under discussion is not the chef of the hit television series Hell’s Kitchen, but the dwarf, who shares a very close resemblance to the master chef.

Recently, the ‘little Gordon Ramsay’ Percy Foster was found dead near Tregaron, Wales, U.K.

Now, it is not the fact of Percy’s close resemblance to Gordon, which made the news spread like wildfire. It was the fact that he was a porn star, who was about to hit bull’s eye because of being Gordon’s doppelganger!

Now you know how porn industry works, and how anything that brings a porn star close to public eye can affect the sales of rated material.

Percy’s body was found in a badger’s den, and the scene was gory as it was half eaten by animals.

Ironically, the now-dead porn actor stated in an earlier recorded interview that he was thrilled about his comparison with Gordon.

He also stated that he is reaping the benefits of being a dwarf porn star and is earning big money.

Well, I think the story of Percy Foster’s success was a little short, and this marks a sad ending to someone about to have a golden run.

Though people will rush to watch the resemblance between Percy and the Hell’s Kitchen chef (of course online, folks), it will hardly matter to Little Gordon Ramsay now.

My condolences to all who knew him and appreciate him for his work!

RIP.

Yes, and I‘m the Duke of Cornwall!

Gordon Ramsay is someone who can even cause the devil to cry for mommy!

The way he unleashes his fury on the participants on Hell’s Kitchen, with his veins and eyes bulging out like a madman, is downright scary.

If one has ever seen a single episode of the show, then he would quickly jump to the conclusion that this rude dude, can never be nice to anybody.

But he is a human being after all, and even the snarkiest and snippiest of men go nice at certain occasions.

Gordon Ramsay, too, is being nice to somebody and is slipping recipes to him.

You must be wondering who can be the person be, to whom Gordon is being so nice!

I mean, hell would have to freeze over twice, before Gordon Ramsay is nice to someone.

Well, the man he is being nice to is David Beckham!

Oh yeah, Golden Balls, as Becks is known popularly, is at the receiving end of Gordon’s recipes.

Everyone knows that both of them are great pals and used to run naked on the streets, during their childhood days!

Ok! So, I imagined the second part, but the first is totally correct, friends.

The news is that David’s new playground is the kitchen and he has thrown away the football for bowls and platters!

The man is making dishes after dishes, while Victoria is occupying the bed after giving birth to Harper Seven (it’s the name of the girl, not the number of girls!).

And it is rumored, that Gordon is the one who is slipping him the recipes!

Gordon, I think, is just going by the saying – a friend in need, is a friend indeed!

Maybe, David has been told by Victoria to watch Hell’s Kitchen, while she browses for more recipes online!

I don’t know what is unfolding in the inner circles of Beckham, but Gordon is surely playing a major role in their kitchen!

Interesting!

There are two types of foul mouthed people in this world. The first are the ones who will hurl obscenities at you and call you names which may hurt you for a while but you soon forget all about it.

The second type of people (found in lesser numbers) are the ones who can make you tremble to your core and can literally make you **it your pants!

Gordon Ramsay falls in the second category and there is hardly anyone who would disagree!

While studies have been conducted all over the world to find the reason behind his wrath towards the contestants of the culinary show (just kidding), Gordon himself came out with the reason behind his rough treatment.

In a chit-chat session, when the question was raised about his antics in the celebrated show, Hell’s Kitchen, Gordon stated that the participants are not new bees and are professionals. So, if a person who knows everything and is still committing a mistake, then thrashing has to be delivered.

Well, the logic seems pretty convincing to me. I mean they are grown up men and should be ready to learn their lessons the hard way.

I know…I know…Gordon’ s ways go way beyond hard, but if you pay heed, you’ll find that his criticism works like magic!

Gordon also stated that he has never been sorry for whatever reviews he gave on the sets of Hell’s Kitchen. He added that he is fair with all, and gives an honest (bordering on brutally straight forward) feedback.

Well, that’s what it takes to be on Hell’s Kitchen!

Download of Hell’s Kitchen will surely wake up the hidden chef in you, but a word of caution is to be prepared for Gordon’s lethal tongue.

We were really surprised recently when Gordon Ramsay, the creator of Hell’s Kitchen, produced audience (just like he does with those cuisines) at the launch of one of his new reality shows, MasterChef!

The number of people that turned up for the audition weren’t that much compared to what we saw on TV, or in pictures released by the producers of the show. The images had been ‘modified’ to show that a larger number of people had turned up, by digitally introducing the same people who were present in the pics.

Some people appeared twice in the pics, thereby increasing the total number of people, and thus making it look like a large audience! It wasn’t a very good idea because when the pictures were released, people could easily point out the fallacy.

But the producer’s apology to the audiences at home did manage to assuage the anger of some. Well, you can add that bizarre act to the list of quirky things that Gordon manages to churn out every now and then!

Another recent incident that I’d like to tell you about is one that tells how protective Gordon is of Victoria Beckham. The pregnant lady is, of late, being considered very thin, and that she doesn’t eat much. Mr. Ramsay was quick to point out that Victoria eats like a horse!

He had appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live chat show, where he told viewers and Jimmy about the eating habits of Victoria. He isn’t ready to go with the rumors about Victoria that are making the rounds these days.

Well, seems like our Hell’s Kitchen chef is pretty busy with quite a few things. If his current shows weren’t enough, MasterChef has now also made its way inside his kitchen. We will wait and see how that pan flares up. In the meantime, you can download episodes of Hell’s Kitchen and enjoy his delicious dishes.

Or if it isn’t now, it sure will be, come the legal notice tapping his door!

In a series of unfortunate events, Ramsay, the flippant chef and host of Hell’s Kitchen, is being sued by his mother-in-law.

It’s a long and a pretty well-known story about the family feud encircling the corridors of his house. He and his mother-in-law are in a race to make each other’s lives difficult.

It all started after Gordon Ramsay fired his father-in-law, Chris Hutcheson, who took care of Gordon’s business. They had a fall out, post which Chris was shown the exit door.

This led Gordon’s mother-in-law to intervene and write a letter to her daughter Tana Ramsay (Gordon’s wife), to advice her to snap ties with Gordon, or face forever separation from her parents, as the consequence.

Hell’s Kitchen has attained all the heights of popularity and roped in big money for Gordon. Anyone who has not tasted the food showcased on this show can download the installments of Hell’s Kitchen, but ensure you don’t download the feud onto your pan!

This feud isn’t something that can be resolved in court. The intellectual minds (and this I say of Gordon and his in-laws) have to sit together and devise a way out of this.

If they keep suing each other, surely the animosity will only increase, regardless of the result the court leaves them with. It’s not something they can’t see.

I think Gordon should really have to be smart not just at producing delicious meals, but also at introducing delectable sentences and of course, good results!